If it takes well beyond a week to return a simple email to us, I wonder how long it takes this realtor to reply to her own clients.

Scanning and sorting 459 pages of paperwork without a single papercut. How’s that for personal accomplishment?

A free local newspaper given away on the way out of a store only serves to remind me I should have bought more fresh fish inside.

Giving me a free copy on the way out of a store isn’t going to get me to subscribe to your local newspaper. Making it better might.

The remainder of my morning will be consumed with anticipation of lunch and the Margaritas burrito my wife brought home for me last night.

Pulling a Halloween website out of its Internet mothballs for work. Updating Drupal and a couple dozen modules makes Mark a dull boy.

RT @mbrandenburg: Wii price drop confirmed: $199 starting this weekend http://tinyurl.com/nrede4

RT @lseroogy: Matthew McConaughey Has Balance Problems http://bit.ly/uf7ZV (and I would add… a severe acting deficiency…)

Honestly, who would pay $10 to see “The Wizard of Oz” projected as video on a movie screen when the Blu-ray is coming out anyways?

RT @FoxCitiesTV: FOX advising DVR viewers to add extra minute for ‘House’ season premiere http://ow.ly/15Qc2x